Some guy posted a video on YouTube of “The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time”. It’s ten minutes long, and it’s filled with profanity . . . but it’s great. And in just over a week, it’s gotten three million views.

(–WARNING: This video has A LOT of profanity, including the F-word.)

There’s a decent spoof of the “Twilight” phenomenon online by a comedy site called secretsauce.tv. It basically asks the question: “Would guys be as excited by ‘Twilight’ if it featured hot lesbian vampires in their underwear?” The answer is ‘yes.’

–The acting in the “Twilight” spoof is terrible on purpose, sort of like the real movies, and one or two of the vampire chicks is a butterface. But the reactions of the guys outside the theater are hilarious

Check out this awesome video of fundamentalist Christians tearing it up to Slayer’s “Angel of Death”!!

Vintage Soundgarden. Man did they kick ass. Matt Cameron is unbelievable. Definitely in my Top 5 drummers of all time.

The legend…Ronnie James Dio passed away Sunday morning at 7:45 due to complications from stomach cancer.   He was the first hero I had in rock.  There will be a bunch of tributes….one good place to go to read what the metal community is saying is www.blabbermouth.net.

Look for posts from Lars Ulrich, Nikki Sixx, Slash, Judas Priest, Kiss, Ritchie Blackmore, Billy Corgan, Sebastian Bach, Queensryche, Dave Ellefson,  among many others.

I’ve found a tribute video on youtube.  See below for the embedded video.  I’m sure there’ll be more on the way.

It’s prom season and with that I figured I’d post this link to some hilarious yearbook photos of the stars.

http://www.sweatygooch.com/48-funny-celebrity-yearbook-pictures/

The Seacrest one is friggin awesome! Enjoy.

Looks like 2010 is going to Rock! I saw the Scorps back in 1988 at the Monsters of Rock at the Silverdome. Couldn’t find a clip from that show…so I flashed back to the Us festival in 1983. Looking forward to seeing them at Bayfest. Enjoy…and listen for your chance at winning a Rock weekend pass all this week.

So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian – First game June 4, 1838 – Ingersoll , ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin’ Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .. We got bored because they ran away.. Then, we came home and partied…….. Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany .

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER. (We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars).

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.

16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still around as the world’s oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That’s more information than I need!)

19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, the paint roller, roller skates, duct tape, the jolly-jumper, air conditioned vehicles, the Zamboni, the barcode, the Blackberry and the telephone. Also short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

21. The light bulb was actually invented by a Canadian (Henry Woodward patented it in 1874). The patent was bought by some obscure American named Edison who improved upon the design and took credit for inventing it.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass {Incidentally…so does our beer}

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.

One of the funniest guys out there right now is Zach Galifianakis.  He’s got a great web serial called “Between Two Ferns” that is a riot.   Check it out.   There’s currently 8 in the series.